Coffee Hour Attendee Gifts

The prying mantis,

Non-Power Breakfast

National Coffee Day

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

'It's high time to make the boss clear that I'm the best employee ever!'

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"The good news is that the CEO said he had never seen such a committed and competent group of workers. The sad news is that he was talking about the staff at the coffee shop next door."

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

"You ordered the Iced Coffee?"

Take-A-Break

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

"He's very conflicted. He's a Sado-Masochist on pain killers."