Coconut Dodger T-Shirts

'Are you completely covered in case you get hit by a coconut?'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

World of Cow.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

Desert Island with CCTV.

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

Coconut shy...

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Danger Coconuts

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.