Coconut Dodger Prints

'Are you completely covered in case you get hit by a coconut?'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

World of Cow.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Desert Island with CCTV.

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Coconut shy...

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

Danger Coconuts

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

Man hiding under the table as Champane is popped open.