Coastal Clubber Gifts

A man plays golf by the sea

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Holiday time.

Pastry Hat

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

The Walk of Shame

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

Gorgeous Groovers.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

His master's chill-out album

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

Replacement Lighthouse

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Ocean sounds $1.00

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Explorers Club

Try our bottomless cup of coffee!

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Good morning, Teddy! Ungh

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

The tide was out.