Coastal Clubber Pillows

A man plays golf by the sea

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Holiday time.

Pastry Hat

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

The Walk of Shame

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

Gorgeous Groovers.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Replacement Lighthouse

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

Ocean sounds $1.00

The tide was out.

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

Explorers Club

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'