Co-workers Gifts

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

'I still say out company philosophy is too family friendly!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'These anti-depressants aren't for swallowing, sir, they're for throwing at your ex-wife.'

'From us to you...'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Polly txt speak

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Look, you can only do so much!'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

International Women's Day

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'