Co-workers T-Shirts

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

'I still say out company philosophy is too family friendly!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'These anti-depressants aren't for swallowing, sir, they're for throwing at your ex-wife.'

'From us to you...'

"So much for loyalty! Fifty years under the same roof. . . and at the first sign of a pandemic, they turf ole sneezy out on his backside!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Polly txt speak

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

International Women's Day

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."