Clumsy Canine Admirer Gifts

No, I didn't teach him to roll over --- He's just clumsy.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

K9 Literati

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

No, I don

"Meow"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

There are no rats with collars...

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Fifty Shades of Gray

Flea Philosophy.

Dogs and Chickens

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"I love it!"

It's for you.

"Wow, these are good!"

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.