Club Curmudgeon Gifts

'Society of hermits'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Niche Extracurriculars

After party at the spill club.

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Club insecurity.

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Pole Vaulting Club

'I know we had some good time together, Muriel, but a permanent relationship is out.'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

I hope Bernie Sanders wins. We've never had a president like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

"Would you like to dance with me?"

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Great party - thanks.

I HATE STUFF

Uncle Murray Weekly

"There's no business like show business. . ."

Victorian Children's Party

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

Birthday party

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

'The Garrett Club'

Scrabble night.

"Even your sleep is curmudgeonly."

Maude finds an embarrassing ladder in her tights.

'Sunnyside down.'

"Working with the elderly can be challenging... They can be bad tempered and curmudgeonly. I never ask him for anything until he's had his nap!"

Girl Guided Missile