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'I don't think I am the worst caddy in the world... That would be just too much of a coincidence!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Fancy a swift half?'

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Keyboard in Heaven

"It's weeder's elbow."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'I wish you'd stay focused Simpson!'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

What your acoustic guitar says about you

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

The world's first caddy.

Merry Christmas

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

'We have weapons of mass disruption.'

Waiting In Doctor's Office

'I gave at the office.'

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."

'Mr Darling has gone into shock, he missed his train - it arrived and left on time!'

'Couldn't get insurance for my sled.'