Club Carrier Chuckler Gifts

'I don't think I am the worst caddy in the world... That would be just too much of a coincidence!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Fancy a swift half?'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Keyboard in Heaven

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"It's weeder's elbow."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'I wish you'd stay focused Simpson!'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

What your acoustic guitar says about you

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

The world's first caddy.

'No matter how hard you throw one, no matter how ticked you are, they circle right back to you.'

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

Merry Christmas

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

'I gave at the office.'

Bike Week

'We have weapons of mass disruption.'

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."

'Mr Darling has gone into shock, he missed his train - it arrived and left on time!'

'Couldn't get insurance for my sled.'