Clothing Donation Gifts

"I figure the airline will lose my suitcase, so I packed cothes from my donation pile."

"I'm donating some of my old clothes to the poor and starving." "If they're starving they aren't gonna fit."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

At the suit makers

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"