Recycle Clothing Supporter Gifts

All-you-can-wear.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Crocodile Shoes

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'I can't give you a raise right now, but you can have one of my old suits.'

On the red carpet

Zero emission vehicles

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

"Guess who?"

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

Stress

'...You need to eat your Greenies so that you grow-up big and strong like Daddy!'

About this dependant of yours...

"Holding her purse? First time?"

All the best

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

Maybe we were supposed to use the stimulus money to fix the potholes by spending it.

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

"I figure the airline will lose my suitcase, so I packed cothes from my donation pile."

"You doing ok, Panda?"

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

"I'm donating some of my old clothes to the poor and starving." "If they're starving they aren't gonna fit."