Recycle Clothing Supporter Pillows

All-you-can-wear.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

Crocodile Shoes

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'I can't give you a raise right now, but you can have one of my old suits.'

Zero emission vehicles

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

Stress

All the best

"Holding her purse? First time?"

About this dependant of yours...

"I figure the airline will lose my suitcase, so I packed cothes from my donation pile."

"You doing ok, Panda?"

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"I thought we agreed on Meatless Mondays."

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

"I'm donating some of my old clothes to the poor and starving." "If they're starving they aren't gonna fit."