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'Mrs Hansen, you should NEVER look into my office without knocking first!'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Sportknitting

Stitch one, pearl one...

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'How to speak Woman.'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Sheep Knitting.

Watch out for number one.

Live Laugh Knit

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

Wooly mammoth

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.