Closeted Knitters Gifts

'Mrs Hansen, you should NEVER look into my office without knocking first!'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Sportknitting

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Stitch one, pearl one...

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'How to speak Woman.'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Live Laugh Knit

Watch out for number one.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Wooly mammoth

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."