Closet Clutter Connoisseurs Gifts

'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Shoe addict.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A catch-all is born.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

Closet.

"I'm running a loose ship."

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

'This closet needs digitized.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

"But this way I know where everything is."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'