Cloakroom Humor Gifts

Coathooks.

"His first out-of-body experience."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Teacher's pet dog

"I hate my job!"

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Steadman - The Early Years.

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Sudoku toilet paper

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

Pirate trying on parrots.

Adult Magician

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

The Puppet Poop

'Please sir - all of them!'

Uniporn

"Why can I only cross 'right' or 'wrong'? What about 'I don't care', 'I don't give a damn' or 'How should I know'?"

"Tech support? I want to get my grades encrypted."

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

'He doesn't know his arse from his elbow.'