Locker Room Humor Lover Gifts

You were great last night

"His first out-of-body experience."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Dreams I have had...

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'Well yes, my trainer told me to concentrate on lighter weights with many reps. He said it will build more defined muscle that way.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'Relax, the game is over.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

Size matters!

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

"Okay, seriously guys, who's not wearing deodorant?!"

Blow up muscles.

"My personal trainer couldn't get it through his head that my arms are too short to touch my toes, so I ate him."

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

'No, I don't think it's a piece of exercise equipment.'

Farm notice - Milk Your Own Cow.

Just minutes before the big game Gerald realizes he grabbed the wrong gym bag.