Cloakroom Humor Pillows

Coathooks.

"His first out-of-body experience."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Teacher's pet dog

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Sudoku toilet paper

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

Pirate trying on parrots.

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

The Puppet Poop

'Please sir - all of them!'

"Tech support? I want to get my grades encrypted."

'He doesn't know his arse from his elbow.'

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Uniporn