Clinical Comic Fan Gifts

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

The Food Chain

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Window Treatment

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Suffering from Cooties?

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."