Clerical Comic Fan Gifts

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Suffering from Cooties?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Introducing...Anagraman.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

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'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Super Heroes.