Climate Curators Gifts

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Natural Disasters

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Earth stove

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

There is No Planet C

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

The World Weeps

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"