Client Meetings Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who spends their days in client meetings? Our collection features witty and charming products that acknowledge the hustle and add a touch of fun to their routine. Perfect for colleagues, managers, or anyone who appreciates a lighthearted nod to business conversations.

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"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"The meeting will come to order."

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

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'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Client Meetings Gifts Collection

Client Meetings Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for client meeting champions and corporate comedians alike—find the match that suits their style.

Client Meetings Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add a fun, professional touch to any workspace or lounge—perfect for those who need a little humor to brighten their day.

Client Meetings Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate the hustle of client meetings with wit and style—ideal for decorating offices or home workspaces.

Client Meetings T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that bring humor and confidence to any business casual wardrobe—great for those who take their client meetings seriously, but not themselves.