Office Meetings Gifts

"Ex-cuse me! We're trying to hold a meeting here."

"'Honesty is the best policy.' O.K.! Now, what's the second-best policy?"

'So we agree: having attained diversity, we must now categorize, coordinate and consolidate it.'

Profits/Expenses:'And we feel that this area, here, is still a bit out of control.'

'I've been meaning to have someone look at that chair.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"All those in favor say 'aye'. All those out of favor just be quiet."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

"Go back to your office, Simmons. We'll call you if we need to bounce things off someone with scruples."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Bo're'droom

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"