Office Meeting Day Gifts

COFFEE, decaf, mild, reg. bold, woah!

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

That shows business confidence.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Party Animals.

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Group Think Time

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'