Office Meeting Day Pillows

COFFEE, decaf, mild, reg. bold, woah!

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

That shows business confidence.

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Party Animals.

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'