Work Meetings Gifts

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Well, yesterday's 'brainstorming session' wasn't so much a storm as a very disappointing drizzle."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Bo're'droom

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'