Office Discussions Gifts

Let's save money on consultants, committeees and admin, and give it to the travel agents. Leave it with me and I'll run it past the think tank.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

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'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

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"I love these off-site business meetings."

Belief and Trust.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"I hear you may do a baby."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'