Shaking hands.
Meeting New Clients Gifts
Looking for the ideal gift to encourage confidence and make a great first impression during new client meetings? Our collection of witty and heartfelt products is designed to boost spirits and foster positive relationships. Whether it's for a colleague, a friend, or yourself, these memorable keepsakes will add a dash of charm and professionalism to any new business venture.
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'
"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."
'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'
'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'
It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.
"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."
'I like you, you remind me of someone.'
Networking
'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'
'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'
'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'
"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."
"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."
"I love these off-site business meetings."
Office meeting
Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.
'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'
'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'
"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."
"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."
'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'
I like you and I like your company!
"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."
"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."
'Brains...brains...brains...'
The Card Flinger
'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'
"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"
'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'
'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'
Love at First Sight.
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
I'd like to talk about absenteeism.
Meeting New Clients Gifts Collection
Meeting New Clients Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the thrill and humor of meeting new clients—perfect for making your first impression memorable.
Meeting New Clients Pillows
Add comfort and a motivational touch to your workspace with pillows designed for those embarking on new client journeys.
Meeting New Clients Prints
Decorate your office with prints that inspire confidence and celebrate new business opportunities. Perfect for a positive workspace ambiance.
Meeting New Clients T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that combine wit and confidence, ideal for networking events and making a fantastic first impression.