New Client Acquisition Gifts

I like you and I like your company!

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Opening the door to new customers

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

Don't forget to read the small print.

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'Pictures of your family?'

Let's shake on it.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.