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I like you and I like your company!

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Opening the door to new customers

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

Don't forget to read the small print.

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Let's shake on it.

'Pictures of your family?'

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."