Click-happy Viewer Gifts

2016 Policlicks

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'There's nothing on.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Oh, the indignities I suffer during a photo safari. I miss the good old days when you just had to deal with big game hunters.'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

"I've been reformatted for television."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"Have you read all these?"

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

Man Making A Fish Smile For Photo

'Why do I need to DVR this show when they play it over and over again?'

'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'