Click-happy Viewer Mugs

2016 Policlicks

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'There's nothing on.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Open Mike Night Presents the Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm gla

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Oh, the indignities I suffer during a photo safari. I miss the good old days when you just had to deal with big game hunters.'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

"I've been reformatted for television."

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

Man Making A Fish Smile For Photo

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

'Why do I need to DVR this show when they play it over and over again?'

"Have you read all these?"