Click-happy Shopper Mugs

"All those damn clicks tell me you're shopping on the internet!"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Last Chance for Everything.

Trying on boots

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Pick & Buy Online.

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

2016 Policlicks

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'

Man bids at Internet auction site

"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."

"We have no specials today, Ma'am. 'Cyber Monday' means robots are taking the orders."

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'You shop we drop.'

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"Even on the internet, my Mom shops 'til she drops."

Visit Santa

Psychiatry. Why do you think your online shopping impulse shopping is so hard to resist? I like to put my money where my mouse is.

"Tag sale next door!"

I should probably stop ordering so many gifts for myself

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

'Do you think these jeans make me look fat? Be honest!'

Buying expensive, impractical shoes may help to relieve depression.

'I guess it was inevitable.'

'Let's start by determining the type of person you are. Are you upfront, or do you give off subtle signals?'