Click-happy Shopper Mugs

"All those damn clicks tell me you're shopping on the internet!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Last Chance for Everything.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Pick & Buy Online.

Trying on boots

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

2016 Policlicks

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'

"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."

"We have no specials today, Ma'am. 'Cyber Monday' means robots are taking the orders."

'You shop we drop.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

"Even on the internet, my Mom shops 'til she drops."

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"Tag sale next door!"

Visit Santa

I should probably stop ordering so many gifts for myself

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

'Do you think these jeans make me look fat? Be honest!'

'Let's start by determining the type of person you are. Are you upfront, or do you give off subtle signals?'

Buying expensive, impractical shoes may help to relieve depression.

'I guess it was inevitable.'

Watching shopping channel - "Why do you always drag me along when you go shopping?"