Optimistic Viewer Gifts

The Happy Movie - Warning: This movie contains no death, murder,explosions,fighting or violence of any kind whatsoever. 'What do you think?'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"Frank likes the Happy News show on the Nostalgia Channel. It plays fake news reels of the Good Old Days."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Six Thinking Hats

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

Always expect the best

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."