Clever Storers Pillows

Kangaroo Pocket

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Look! No hands!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Bored Baker

Man rolling ball up a hill

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

Christmas Cow.

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

Self-Storage

Santa Claus

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

A Dog's Xmas

'Mrs Hansen, you should NEVER look into my office without knocking first!'

"On the other hand it does have plenty of cupboard space."

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

"Island of the Lost Storage Solutions"

Hobo soliciting on street. His dog also solicits with sign, 'Will do tricks for food'.

Panic buying toilet paper

'Mom? I don't feel good.'

Have you hung up your stocking?

"Money is tight right now, so I put everything I want to buy in a shopping cart, then just leave it and walk away. . . my shopping fiz is satisfied and I didn't spend any money!"