Clever Storers Gifts

Kangaroo Pocket

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Look! No hands!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Bored Baker

Man rolling ball up a hill

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

Christmas Cow.

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"Before you go inside, give me a chance to explain the mess ..."

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

DadMomSisBrother Stockings. Brother's has a hole in the toe.

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

Self-Storage

Santa Claus

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

Hobo soliciting on street. His dog also solicits with sign, 'Will do tricks for food'.

A Dog's Xmas

"Island of the Lost Storage Solutions"

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

"On the other hand it does have plenty of cupboard space."

'Mrs Hansen, you should NEVER look into my office without knocking first!'

Panic buying toilet paper

'Mom? I don't feel good.'

Have you hung up your stocking?