Clever Commentary Lover Gifts

'It's a pity, but the people capable of running this country are too smart to get into politics.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

The nurse of the future

Effective Catcalls

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

Now Entering Urban America, Please Drive Around Chalk Outlines.

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

'And instead of a golden parachute, we give you a rusty umbrella.'

Our staff are very pleased, she's one of the brightest in her class. (What do you expect? I'm a genius!) I don't know where she gets it from...

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

"That's the parents' section."

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

"Come on, you know it's true: We work all the time while our queen is basically a spoilt brat!"

'Gary has really evolved on gay issues. He left me for another man.'

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

'They always off the mom.'

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

"The book ends are for people who like to read between the lions."

'It's hard to commit to the army when they remember the dead and forget the living.'

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

'Look at that plumage. He must be the alpha male.'

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

'That's the only heritage you get round here.'