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Covid Pandemic

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Cops' Right to Beat You in Private Shall Not Be Infringed

The nurse of the future

"No, I don't wanna read your damn blog."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

Nicolas Maduro

Effective Catcalls

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

London Fashion Week.

Now Entering Urban America, Please Drive Around Chalk Outlines.

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

"That's the parents' section."

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

"Well, the x-rays show you have a little arthritis in your hands, but mostly they're just poorly drawn."

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

Would kill for some hors d'oeuvres right about now.

Man discovers the art critic.

'Gary has really evolved on gay issues. He left me for another man.'

'It's hard to commit to the army when they remember the dead and forget the living.'

"Come on, you know it's true: We work all the time while our queen is basically a spoilt brat!"

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"