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Covid Pandemic

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

The nurse of the future

Nicolas Maduro

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"No, I don't wanna read your damn blog."

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

Effective Catcalls

London Fashion Week.

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Now Entering Urban America, Please Drive Around Chalk Outlines.

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

"That's the parents' section."

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

"Well, the x-rays show you have a little arthritis in your hands, but mostly they're just poorly drawn."

"Come on, you know it's true: We work all the time while our queen is basically a spoilt brat!"

'It's hard to commit to the army when they remember the dead and forget the living.'

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

Man discovers the art critic.

'They always off the mom.'

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

'Gary has really evolved on gay issues. He left me for another man.'