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'It's a pity, but the people capable of running this country are too smart to get into politics.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

The nurse of the future

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'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

'And instead of a golden parachute, we give you a rusty umbrella.'

Our staff are very pleased, she's one of the brightest in her class. (What do you expect? I'm a genius!) I don't know where she gets it from...

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Now Entering Urban America, Please Drive Around Chalk Outlines.

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

"That's the parents' section."

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

Would kill for some hors d'oeuvres right about now.

'They always off the mom.'

'Gary has really evolved on gay issues. He left me for another man.'

"Come on, you know it's true: We work all the time while our queen is basically a spoilt brat!"

'It's hard to commit to the army when they remember the dead and forget the living.'

"The book ends are for people who like to read between the lions."

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

'Look at that plumage. He must be the alpha male.'

'That's the only heritage you get round here.'

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."