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A smiling butcher with stripy apron and cleaver

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Adult Barbershop

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

New Marvel Heroes

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Too much club."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"It was a botched surgery."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Gesundheit!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"I call it angle-poise"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

The man who discovered smoke

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'