Cleaver Enthusiast Prints

A smiling butcher with stripy apron and cleaver

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Cone of Shame.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Adult Barbershop

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

New Marvel Heroes

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

I don

"Too much club."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"It was a botched surgery."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I love it!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Gesundheit!"

"I call it angle-poise"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

The man who discovered smoke

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"