Cleanse Experimenter T-Shirts

No, thanks - I'm doing a ten-minute fasting cleanse.

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Cookbooks

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Miami Mice

The Inexperienced Cook

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Cursing Scientist.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.