Cleaning Hack Enthusiast Pillows

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Spring Cleaning

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Floor Cleaner

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Carpet Cleaner.

"I'd like to make a return."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'