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'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Spring Cleaning

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"I'd like to make a return."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Carpet Cleaner.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'