Cleaning Gadget Enthusiast Pillows

"I'd like to make a return."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Spring Cleaning

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

Carpet Cleaner.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'