Cleaning Gadgets Pillows

Robot Washing Up.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Not that net!'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Google car."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Dog Walking Services

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

The Missing Sock Returns

"I didn't spark joy."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

'Can our software do that?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."