Cleaning Gadgets Pillows

Robot Washing Up.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Not that net!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Dog Walking Services

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I didn't spark joy."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Can our software do that?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."