Cleaning Tool Connoisseurs Pillows

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Sweep the board.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Cleaning up space junk.

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Floor Cleaner

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Carpet Cleaner.

"I'd like to make a return."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Hospital Cleaning.

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

"Clean your specs, lady?"